Oh What Fun It Is to Hide In A Coffee Shop All Day

Dashing to the shops
With the longest list by far
Christmas tunes they make
My ears bleed in the car

Sack the groceries off
Find a coffee house
Turn the mobile ringer down
And stuff cake in my mouth

No ringer tells, ringer tells
That I’m in big demand
Cakes and more are what’s in store
For this Mum one man band
No ringer tells, ringer tells
Exactly where I am
Location apps are also off
Just coffee in my hand

Tables being cleaned
Outside darkness falls
Twitching in my seat
I’ve hit food baby wall

With caffeine fuelled resolve
I stagger to my feet
And head to source essential fare
My body weight in meat

No ringer tells, ringer tells
Exactly where I am
Just cctv that traces me
To turkey, pork and ham
No ringer tells, ringer tells
I’m last one in the queue
With a sausage roll and an unmet list
Just hoping it will do.

With a sausage roll and seasonal lol
Merry Christmas time tooooo yoooooooooou!