phNOes

Heads down, tails up
Taking on a gamble
Technology, no place for thee
When going on a ramble

I took the dog, out for a jog
To a beauty spot
At least that’s what they told me
But I didn’t see a lot

My brother’s friend got married,
As his photos were so nice
I had to put a comment on,
Inspired, yet concise

Thinking hard as I perused
The pics for revelation,
Aim unsound, I missed the ground
And lost my elevation

Just then, the dog
(Who loves a snack)
Had found her favourite food
A ‘pawly’ dusted canapé
Of freshly laid cat poo

She saw her chance and in one glance
Knew she was on a winner
She opened up her mouth and
Then wolfed it down for dinner

Still languished on the floor
And yet shouting out her name
She dutifully ran over
I mean who was she to blame

Like a sugar loaded kid
She was hyped beyond belief
And proudly panted cat stool breath
From dregs between her teeth

Disadvantaged lying down
She laid on her affection
My hair and shoulders victim
To her brown-drool laced attention

Note to self, when walking dogs
Enjoy the scenery
As life online can surely wait

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Cat poo
Go me!