Laughing gas

Big loud boom ones
Clearing a room ones

Don’t go in there ones
Blow back your hair ones

Short ones, long ones
Playing a song ones

Little bit squirty ones
Stomach hurty ones

Small trouser cough ones
Launching you off ones

Not been for a week ones
Squat forced squeak ones

Total surprise ones
Water your eyes ones

Didn’t know it was there ones
Fat gust of air ones

Popping bubble ones
Stomach trouble ones

Warm up your leg ones
Stinks like an egg ones

Make ’em all laugh ones
Bubble the bath ones

Can’t really risk it ones
Lingering air biscuit ones

Hot and spicy ones
Not at all nicey ones

Classic botty burp ones
High pitched chirp ones

Scared out in fright ones
When clothing’s too tight ones

Silent but deadly ones
Warm up your bed ones

Forced out by a laugh ones
Entertain the class ones

Here comes a poo ones
Following through ones

How very rude ones
Politely excused ones

Gentle breeze ones
Nearly there tease ones

Blame someone else ones
Delayed smell stealth ones

Better out than in ones
Burning your skin ones

Blaming the dog ones
Echo in the bog ones

Belly deflating ones
Long time waiting ones

Volcanic vibration ones
Crowning punctuation ones!