Mistakeaway

When out for dinner
With ones friends it always pays to hear
Exactly what they say
To avoid some awkward cheer

The other day a couple said
Their daughter had moved out
But neither had been nude yet
Since she had left the house!

After fits of laughter
That had us all in tears
I could offer no defence
For the poor use of my ears

It seems they’d lived in harmony
Tidy and quiet as such
They said they hadn’t argued yet
Not wandered in the buff!